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Resolutions? Nah Hoodie | 2026 resolution cynicism, anti-resolution humor

$36.56
Colors: White
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
A cozy, declarative hoodie that leans into 2026 Resolution Cynicism with bold, list-style text and a high-contrast layout. The small chest artwork reads like a crossed-out resolutions list, using large, blocky typography that reads from a distance and plays with anti-resolution humor. Clean white fabric and simple black print give it a minimalist, office-friendly look that pairs with jeans for casual outings or low-key holiday parties where the joke lands with coworkers and friends who prefer self-aware humor over pressurized goal talk. Product features - Kangaroo pouch pocket - Drawstring hood with color-matched woven cord - 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) - DTF inner neck labels; DTG main prints - Age restriction: Adults Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
50% cotton, 50% polyester

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Drawstring hood

Drawstring hood

Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord

Spacious pockets

Spacious pockets

Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm

DTF sleeve and wrist prints

DTF sleeve and wrist prints

The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Bangladesh

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Drycleaning WashingBleachingDryingIroning

Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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