Lowering Expectations Since Day One Sticker | 2026 Resolutions Fail, Procrastination Humor

$2.61

Sizes: 2" × 2"

Types: White

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Bold, list-style kiss-cut sticker that riffs on New Year’s resolution culture with deadpan humor. Large, high-contrast typography and mock checklist motifs deliver an instantly readable punchline that fits the 2026 Resolution Cynicism trend — a wink at abandoned goals and procrastination. Use it to mark laptops, journals, planners, or water bottles where a quick, sarcastic statement lands in shared spaces. Product features - Glossy paper finish: Scratch-resistant surface - Vinyl surface with permanent acrylic adhesive backside - Printed with eco-solvent inks for vibrant colors - PNG format required for kiss-cut stickers - Available in white or transparent options Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

Glossy paper finish

Scratch-resistant surface

Long lasting

Vinyl surface stickers with a permanent acrylic adhesive backside, perfect for smooth flat surfaces (like laptops, journals, windows etc.)

Vibrant colors

Printed with environmentally friendly eco-solvent inks provides extraordinary bright colors

PNG format

Kiss-cut stickers require a transparent PNG design file as this is the only format accepted

Age restrictions

For adults

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)

Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards..

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